I am quoting Death Cab for Cutie Here as an homage to the old style of millennial blog writing.

There’s a nasty storm outside my office window. I appreciate that the spider’s web on the neighbor’s roof is reinforced enough it seems unbreakable. The wind blows violently back and forth in both directions, but the spider’s web holds on. It’s a testament to nature and its design, though I think the spider that made…